Horrific Receipes for Halloween
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Sticks and Stones
Add some pretzels without salt and some black jelly beans or any candy that look like stones.
Bloody Popcorn
Make some popcorn and then add some red and black dye to it (you need both to make a dark red version). Stir it around and serve. Or make 2 separate bowls full of popcorn, for one of them add orange dye and the other add black dye. Then after they've dried mix the two together and you have a great party snack!
Slimy Eyes
Put some grapes in a place where the top is covered so they can't see in and put some wet grapes in there. Note: You need to be in a fairly dark place for this to work.
Dirt Cup
Make some chocolate pudding, and put it into a cup fill it up about 3/4th's of the way. Then some gummy worms in it. Finally crush some Oreo cookies and put it on top. This a popular one to serve at parties!
Steaming Juice
Make some juice or buy some cola and add it to a punch bowl. Crush up some dry ice and put it in every 30-60 minutes to keep the steaming effect going on for the whole party! This is a fun one for a dark room with only a few lights. It will make it look really cool!
DRINK THE BLOOD
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Blood Red Ice
For deep red ice, try cherry koolaid. Can even be frozen inside a plastic glove, now this really adds some snap to a punch bowl!
Mystery Punch
1/4 cup lemon juice
1 teaspoon ground ginger
2 quarts apple cider
3 cups water
12 ounce can of frozen orange juice concentrate
Stir all ingredients together until well blended. Chill 1 hour. Serve cold with blood red ice mold (above)
To serve warm, after chilling, bring mixture to a boil, then simmer for 5 to 10 minutes.
APPATEASERS AND HORROR d'OEUVERS
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Creepy Deviled Eggs
Start with deviled eggs make nasty faces on the yolk part with sliced green olives for eyes and green or red pepper for mouth and eyebrows.
Strained Eyeballs
6 eggs, hard cooked, cooled, and peeled
6 oz whipped cream cheese
12 green olives stuffed with pimentos
Red food coloring or ketchup
Half eggs width wise. Remove yolks and fill the hole with cream cheese, smoothing surface as much as possible. Press an olive into each cream cheese eyeball, pimiento up, for an eerie green iris and red pupil. Dip a toothpick into ketchup and draw broken blood vessels in the cream cheese.
Bug Bites
Color cream cheese green, put pickle slice on cracker, add lump of cream cheese and stick in two almond slices to look like wings. Can add small olive pieces to look like eyes.
GREENS, GOOS AND SIDES OF STUFF
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Moldy Dinner Rolls
For Halloween parties try little dinner rolls and put in enough green food coloring that they look totally molded. Gross looking but good.
Spider Bread
Bread dough or package of pre-made rolls
(optional) poppy seeds, almond slivers
(hard core optional) pesto or cheese/sausage filling
Separate dough into individual rolls. Using floured scissors, cut each roll in two. Cut one part into four longish strips (for legs) and lay them across the other part, pinching in the center to get the ends to all stick out the sides. Bake as directed.
You can use the poppy seeds for eyes and the almond slivers for fangs. When I made them I filled the body part with pesto, and sausage and cheese. Anything you'd put in a calzone will work, but be careful it's not too runny 'cause it'll leak out!
Bleeding Heart Jello
The Preparation:
The heart is made from red jello with a some evaporated milk added to make it opaque. The blood is honey or kyro syrup with red food coloring added. Place the 'blood' in a small zip lock plastic bag and submerged in the jello. I guess you could use any mold for the jello but a heart shape really looks special.
The Presentation:
A heart shaped mold sits innocently on a platter. When pierced with a sharp knife it oozes blood red sauce. The effect is disgusting , but not bad tasting. When you've gathered everyone around for the cutting, be sure to use a fairly sharp knife so it pierces the bag. Also, the best effect is when the center of the heart is pierced, then the knife is twisted. This oozes blood out of the "wound" and looks gross!! If you have a "hearty" crowd that wants to dig in, just remember to remove the bag! (I've heard of a halloween gag, but this is ridiculous!)
Chuckie's Upchuck
2 teaspoons of butter or margarine
2 medium onions chopped
16 ounces of cream style corn
2-10 ounce cans of cream of mushroom soup
2 cups milk
Whatever leftover vegetables you have in the fridge! (tomatoes, green beans, Mushrooms, cauliflower, etc)
Saute onions in the butter. Add everything else and bring it to a boil. Simmer 5 minutes. Serve immediately with a barf bag of course!
A'LA CARCASES AND HEARTY MAIN CORPSES
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Tongues on Toast
8 slices white bread
8 slices bologna
Mustard
Cut each slice of bread into the shape of lips, with a slit in the middle. Cut the bologna into strips that look like tongues. Insert the bologna into the slits in the lips(so it looks like the tongues are hanging out of the mouths). Cover the bread with mustard and broil until the bread is golden brown.
Dead Man's Meatloaf
Uses your favorite recipe, but instead of shaping it into a log shape it into a corpse. Legs together, arms folded across chest. Bake as usual, but before serving, stab the poor guy in the heart and dump ketchup on him. Guaranteed to gross out just about anyone!
Gnarled Witches Fingers
1 T veg oil
4 boneless chicken breasts
1 cup flour
1 egg, beaten
1 c bread crumbs
Pitted black olives, halved lengthwise
Shredded lettuce
Grease cookie sheet with oil, set aside. Carefully cut chicken breasts partway to create five fingers (the uncut part will be the palm of the hand). Slice them a little crooked for effect. Dust in flour, dip in egg, coat in bread crumbs, broil 5 minutes each side til golden and cooked through. Trim the tips with the olive fingernails and serve on lettuce.
Worms au Gratin
Worms: 6-7 oz egg noodles, cooked with 8 oz spaghetti, broken into short pieces
Toss with: 2 T butter or margarine and 1 1/2 cups grated process cheese or Cheddar
Place in greased casserole.
Dirt: 2 slices whole wheat bread, toasted, crumbled into tiny crumbs, 1 T butter or margarine, melted and 1/4 tsp salt
Mix dirt ingredients together, sprinkle over worms.
Place under broiler for 5 minutes.
Finger Sandwiches or Handwiches
Spread soft white bread with red colored cream cheese and roll up and squish them lengthwise in your hand. They come out looking like bony fingers. Put cut up olive on tip for the fingernail.
DREADFUL DEADSERTS
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Kitty Turds on bed of Kitty Litter
Very simply, make little chocolate "logs", like Tootsie Rolls, and serve then in a foil-lined box, on a bed of sugar-dusted Grape Nuts. Make sure the family cat is clearly in evidence.
Dirt Pie
Make or buy a graham cracker crust, either chocolate, vanilla, or plain. Fill it with chocolate pudding and top with grapenuts. Gummi worms make a nice finishing touch!
Stained Glass Cookies
Wilton makes 2 different jack 0 lantern cookie cutters, one smiling and one not. Take either or both, and make you fave sugar cookie recipe. Be sure to color it orange!
Make sure that the holes are cleared out when you cut out your pumpkins. Before baking, crush yellow hard candies (by hand or with coffee bean grinder- life savers work well), and fill the eye & mouth holes with the crushed candy.
Bake as directed, and you will end up with a very pretty stained glass effect, and delicious cookies!
CRYPT OF CRUNCHERS AND MUNCHERS
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Brain Dip
1 whole cauliflower
1 tub Trader Joe Spinach and Water Chestnut dip
radishes
assorted raw vegetables, crackers for dipping
Cut florets from the top of the cauliflower until you have a cauliflower 'bowl'. Remove greens from bottom. Cut stems from radishes, leave the root, remove skin. Using toothpicks and food coloring, draw an eyeball on the flat part of the radish (where the top was). The root will look like the optic nerve. Fill cauliflower with dip, garnish with radish 'eyes', serve with veggies and crackers.
Pus Pockets
4 small pita rounds
2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese
1 teaspoon Italian Seasoning Spice or Oregano
Tomato sauce
Sprinkle seasoning into cheese and spoon about a half cup of cheese into each pita. Place on ungreased cookie sheet and bake at 350 degrees for 15 minutes. until the pitas are browned. Remove from oven and poke a hole in the top of the pita until the cheese oozes out. Dab tomato sauce around cheese and enjoy.
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